Wednesday, April 9, 2014

WTF World Title Fights......Coming Soon

Monday, April 7, 2014

Bonnie and Clyde's Car

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Zombie Dog

The first of a series of zombified animals I'll be making. ZOMBIE DOG.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

Movie Review: Elysium (Contains spoilers, maybe)

I knew this movie was going to be bad. My brother really wanted to see and and was offering to pay, so I went to see it anyway. I could tell from the trailers that it had no plot and I wasn't let down. 
The year is 2154 and Matt Damon plays Max, struggling member of the labor class. During a freak accident at work (some vague arms manufacturers) he receives a lethal dose of radiation poisoning. Thats when he needs to get to Elysium. BTW, Elysium is the name of a version of the Greek afterlife. Elysium in this movie is a starfish shaped space station with gravity, where all the rich people live. Some magic boxes that can cure any disease are scattered through out the station. 
Of course, he can't just go there. He needs to put on power arms that look like Jax from Mortal Kombat. Despite these playing a dominant role in the marketing, they don't play a significant role in the actual movie. 
The movie is very political. From the very beginning I kept wondering "Why are they villains?" Why are the people of Elysium being demonized? Just for having wealth of all things. The movie would have made more sense if it was told from the perspective of the people of Elysium. Matt Damon is obviously the villain. He does flagrantly illegal and immoral things, all in the name of getting free health care (essentially). In the end, he martyrs himself for the cause (the cause of getting free health care, essentially.). 
Their was no story. No sympathizable characters. I'd give this movie 1/5 Stars. Hollywood attempting to put up a shallow Marxist themed drama and its as bad as you might imagine. 

Friday, June 28, 2013

Movie Review: How to make money selling drugs.

This is the log line from IMDB for How to make money selling drugs. "Ten easy steps show you how to make money from drugs, featuring a series of interviews with drug dealers, prison employees, and lobbyists arguing for tougher drug laws."
The movie was written by Matthew Campbell, who also made the Last White Hope, a similar movie about the drug war. In that movie, he goes into how the drug war has personally affected him, but in the movie he just provides the VO work.
So, poor people typically sell drugs because its easy and lucrative. I think everyone gets thats. Even though the risk of death or incarceration is great. This movie, despite the title, doesn't actually teach anyone how to sell drugs. It just explains each rung of the drug business ladder as if it were a corporation. Whenever I watch one of these documentaries against the drug war I like it until about the halfway point. Thats when they, including this one, take 2 annoying directions.
Number one, conspiracy theories as an explanation. No matter how much of a tyrant they want to make guys like Harry Anslinger, drugs are illegal because most people they are dangerous. Of course, the big problem is we have a word like drug, which describes everything from aspirin to heroine. Some of these drugs are benign and other will instantly kill you. Because of that, people fear decriminalization and legalizing. They think this will open the floodgates and more people will become users. Right or wrong, thats the reason. The other conspiracy is that the private prison industry lobbies for harsher drug laws so they can make more money when more people are arrested. Money, Money, Money. On a core level I wish people actually acted this way. That people could cynically manipulate the system for cash. But who is really that smart?
Number 2, the drug war is racist. Because blacks are disproportionately arrested and convicted for crimes within the drug business, this is evidence of institutional racism. Again, who is the cynical genius capable of producing and maintaining racist drug swat teams across the nation. Blacks, for X,Y or Z unknown reason, are disproportionally involved in the violent aspects of the drug trade. Thats more important than the actual drug dealing part. If you're a gangbanger in Detroit dropping bodies to keep power on your corner, you represent a bigger threat than someone in Beverly Hills selling blow.
This does film talk about the frightening militarization of local police forces. Since the Federal government is willing to spend money on fighting this war on drugs, local police have an financial incentive to create special task forces and swat teams. We don't like to think of the police operating on a financial incentive, but they surely do.
Overall, the graphics, sound and editing were very good. I'm just not sure what the take away from this film is suppose to be. I think it tried to hit too many things at once. It came off as a bit scatterbrained.
2.5/5 Stars.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Movie Review: The Place Beyond the Pines (contains Spoilers)

Ryan Gosling has become one of my favorite actors. I can't quite put my finger on it. In this flick he plays carny white trash. Which reminds me of every d-bag whiteboy I grew up with. The open is him running his motorcycle threw a gyroscope. He finds out he now has a kid with a fling from the last time he was in town (Eva Mendes). Like any respectable carny trash he turns to crime to make some extra cash, specifically robbing banks. He hits a few banks without a hitch. His getaway driver says he doesn't want to do it anymore, and Ryan makes the dumb decision to do one more score. And of course he gets tracked by the cops. Enter Bradley Cooper. At this point he's just a beat cop. He follows Ryan into an apartment complex and ends up shooting him dead.
At this point, the main character of the movie shifts. I thought this was an interesting twist. The movie is 2 1/2 hours long. The main character switches from Ryan Gosling to Bradley Cooper at roughly the halfway mark. We get to see corruption on the police force Bradley works for. Ray Liotta shows up at this point for about 15 minutes. We fast forward 15 years and the son that Gosling left behind and Bradley Cooper's son are actually friends. And by friends, I mean assholes who like to get high together. Their unaware of their fathers' history. Gosling's kid actually tracks down the guy who was his getaway driver. He feels him in on the history. After a falling out the 2 sons had, Gosling's kid shows up with a gun. ETC. ETC.
I somehow never knew where this movie was going. I kept expecting Bradley Cooper's character to hook up with Eva Mendes, but it never happened and I'm happy about that. The movie may have been a little on the long side, but it really is an interesting flick. I'd give it 4.5/5 stars. 

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Movie Review: OZ The Great and Powerful

In short, this is the story of how Oz went from being a small town magician and scam artist, to being the man behind the curtain. After seeing the movie, I wondered who the movie was actually made for. I'm not sure if its for children. Do many kids today know bout the Wizard of Oz? Maybe they do, but what need was there to create a prequel to the Wizard of Oz. It didn't bring anything new to the table. Look there are the munchkins (little people, not the Dunkin' Donuts food), look theres the yellow brick road, look theres the witch. It was a series of "hey, remember that from your childhood."Many people critisized the film as being chauvinist, since it shows women concerned with gaining the effection of a man. I guess thats chauvinism now. And two sisters acting catty towards each other. Whatever! This was bad movie for a series of reasons.
First off, Who likes James Franco? Was he that good as the green goblin's son that we have to pretend he's a great actor? He looks like every other stoner d-bag I went to high school with. Because he has a sharp chin and looks confident so he's a lead. Granted, I grew up in an Arnold action movie era, but since when is a 5'10" charming stoner, the lead in a film. Ughh.
The CG in this movie left a lot to be desired. There were totally useless CG that seemed to be the artist just showing off. No wonder these movies cost a small fortune. Fog is a tough thing to recreate. In this movie they tried repeatedly to make it, but just never really worked.
I would not recommend this movie. Their will no doubt be sequels. Stay away from them too. The truth is that the Oz stories are not really that compelling. If your a depression era child, they were great. But now....lets put a road closed sign in front of the yellow brick road.

5/10 Stars

Saturday, February 23, 2013

The USS Indianapolis

This is one of the first fun things I remember doing. Me and my Dad made a model out of mainly wood and fixtures. Its the USS Indianapolis. I'm in the process of restoring it. I remember taking it to a shallow creek one time and getting it to float. It was great. Let the good times roll.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Rusty Pipes

The photograph is the reference. I rendered this in zBrush. There was some trouble rendering it in maya, too many polys I think.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Movie Review: The Bone Collector

I just watched the Bone Collector (and by watched I mean I had it on in the background as I did other work). The Bone Collector was made in 1999 and it stars Angelina Jolie and Denzel Washington, but more importantly Queen Latifah. Decent supporting roles by Michael Rooker and Ed Harris (thats Al Bundy people).
This movie is essentially about a serial killer. The opening scene is of Denzel, as a NYC police officer, wondering into a crime scene. He looks around and has some loose industrial equipment fall on him. He spends the rest of the movie in bed, unable to walk. This introduces Queen Latifah, who plays his bedside nurse.
The first time you see Angelina, she's hustling out of some guys apartment late for work. As soon as I saw that, I knew what was going to happen next. The guy comes out of the bathroom wearing just a towel and begins explaining to Angelina that he needs more. What guy who's just casually fucking Angelina Jolie would say that? A little liberal gender role reversal. See, women can be just as casual about sex as men can (heres a hint: NO THEY CAN'T).
So, she heads off to do her job and based on a 911 call she goes to the scene of the serial killer's crime. Denzel is so impressed with how she handles the crime scene, he basically recruits her to work on this case.
You see the serial killer abduct people, but you never actually see his face until the end. The killings are usually not shown. He did use a steam pipe to burn a woman to death. Not sure I wanted to see that anyways.
I'll just skip to the grande finale. Turns out the technician who works on the medical equipment Denzel uses to stay alive is actually the killer. He was a cop too, but years before Denzel had exposed that he was a corrupt cop and got him thrown in the slammer. The killer briefly talked about being repeatedly raped in the showers. Angelina shows up at the last second to shoot him in the back.
All cop-themed shows follow a similar pattern. Countless movies and TV shows follow these patters; CSI, all the Law and Orders, Righteous Kill, the Lethal Weapons, etc. You have the lead cop who bends the rules, because he's gotta do what he's gotta do to catch the bad guys. Lots of internal squabbling with the Captain, who needs everyone to be in their place (played by Michael Rooker in this one). Internal Affairs is snooping around and they're treated like pariahs by the rest of the department. Lots of tension between the rookies and the veterans. The only problem with this non sense is that if you watch any of the cop reality tv shows, First 48, you'll see its like a regular office job. Detectives just sit around waiting for hot tips. I could write a better cop script, if the pencil was in my ass. 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

My Future Ideas

So, as it happens, current political climate may be useful in my future endeavors. For a long time I've had this idea about portraying a post-United States America. What was America being portrayed as a series of individual countries. Thats not likely to actually happen, but it might be interesting to show it. I'll fill in more of the details laters. Also, I like the idea of being politically incorrect. Not necessarily for the purposes of creating buzz, but showing people's deepest, darkest ideas come to light. Doing a movie about the various end times beliefs of religions and other groups.
I've been writing a script for a movie called Right to Resist. Which is about an average citizen shooting a corrupt police officer who invaded his home. He panics, runs for it, and then the State hunts him down with extreme force. I might even have it take place in Indiana. 

Monday, November 12, 2012

Lord Suidae

Lord Suidae. High Financier of High Crime. Torn from the pages of a pulp novel. This plutocratic piggy enjoys a nice glass of brandy as the world burns down around him.